• Omar: spiders are assholes
  • some spider bit the cuticle of BOTH my big toes
  • they are very itchy and very uncomfortable now
  • what a jackass
  • if i am humanity, and the spiders are terrorists, this was 9-11
  • and my big toes were the twin towers
  • also, i have put on socks
  • solving yesterday's problems
  • with today's solution
  • we can make socks be heightened airport security in this analogy
  • i am going back to sleep.
  • actually i guess spiders have been the enemy for ages.