which would you pick?
alissa: would you rather have rabies or swine flu?
me: hmmm
see i think swine fle sounds funny which is a plus.
but i enjoy that rabies implies a level of lunacy
plus being the hipster that i am
alissa: yah swine flu is so tired
me: yah everyone has swine flu and listens to death cab while wearing a palestinian scarf
i have rabies, a nose ring, and listen to morphine, dammit. a true indvidual.
*update
I think this comment by a friend makes this above coversation funnier:
Michelle: I don’t get the joke, but I did get bit by a hipster on Avenue C and 1st St once, had to take a series of rabies shots
