February 2008
51 posts
if only she knew i was alive
indian: Padmini: any-way ask this girl out get married i can’t wait for your wedding me: hahaha Padmini: i bet you’ll have an elephant too me: i know, i was slightly bummed that saritha beat me to it bc i’ve wanted one since i was a kid Padmini: you should get a dinosaur that would knock her socks off! Geetika: I LIKE CAMELS penguins ???? PENGUINS me: camels are stinky...
down with the brown?
i’ll be honest, ive never really done well the brown crowd. despite the fact that i grew up on indian food and bollywood, i never seem to feel quite comfortable around groups of brown (drunken whities singing journey though…throw down the welcome mat and hang up my coat, im home baby). And they dont really seem to like me and my apparent white washedness either. often the brown folk...
January 2008
40 posts
an observation
so yesteday i was strangely obscenly productive at work and now…i dont really have anything to do. anything pressing at least. this made me think of two things 1) corporations utilization of their human capital is ridiculous inefficient, which is ironic as they are the all stars of capitlism 2) is there situations where im willing to work ahead and get something done if there isnt a deadline...
apologies
Brent: man you know why i had a terrible day
no g33ts tumblr updates
sorry guys, i did a ton of work today. i know i know it wont happen again.
just so we're all clear
Sebastian Schaer: g337s 15 13375
OOOOOH OOOOOOOH SWEET CHILD OF MINE
vamsi has a problem
me: what are you doing tonight
vamsi: i dont know i might go out, or i might stay in and do pixie stix
Treats is an underutilized word.
im not the only one who is six
so i was thinking today how im like a six year old between all the PB yesterday and my status today: Geetika’s new status message - its a grilled cheese and tomato soup day (which is indeed what i had for lunch) but then i noticed:Vamsi’s new status message - I REALLY WANT PIXIE STIX 2:59 PM Vamsi’s new status message - I WANT MORE PIXIE STIX 3:00 PM and Brent’s new...
Watchmaybe its my mood and the gray outside my window, but i can’t stop listening to this song this morning
mercury in tuna →
In response to Rajiv’s lame Veggie NY Sushi offer… Come to San Francisco and your first Bean, Cheese, Sour Cream, Avocado, Salsa, Onion rolled is on me. Clearly better than avocado cucumber rolls. — unnamedplayer In Response to my boyfriend and one of my good friends for about 10?15? yrs now: one of you should know i dont actually rice, esp sushi rice. and even if i did, omar your...
shankbone →
Aside from a great name, Shankbone (shankbone? shank bone? Shank bone? Shank Bone? shank-bone?) represents Garfield High School. You know who else represents Garfield High? B-Roy. Little known fact: Tre Simmons and Will Conroy (both key teammates of Roy / starters on the UW team that stopped Stanford from achieving the undefeated Pac 10 dream) were also at Garfield when Roy was. Seattle What! ...
Tests find hazardous levels of mercury in tuna... →
Vegetarianism FTW. — caffeinated alternative title: why geetika shouldnt move to nyc.
lazy ass
Brent: i think your tumble thing is just an excuse to be lazy
instead of customizing lame links to send to idnividual people
me: hell YAH
Brent: you just put it on your tumble
its like giving someone a giftcard for christmas
1 tag
PUNdit
Sebastian: everyone thinks of me when it comes to puns now! YAY ME
Sebastian: Im the PUNisher!
MLK Day
standing up for the oppressed and not going into work today. thank you for showing me the light sean keane.
Watch — unnamedplayer as if i needed more evidence that i am an internet addict.
“I just woke up and peeled myself off the couch (8:45am, Sunday). Hooray for wine-soaked dinners, beer, and bowling. And hooray for sleeping off hangovers. Updated: Actually, booooo to not being able to fall back asleep. Weird - that never happens to me.” — caffeinated actually theres a direct relationship for me between how much i drink and how early i wake up. incidently, i was...
Kayne.
his writing has enriched my vocabulary in ways the Princeton Review Hit Parade couldn’t touch (yah i brought up hit parade, deal with it) among my favorites: 1) “its like katrina with no FEMA” My brother and I use this often as follows: Bro:This class sucks Me:like katrina with no FEMA? Bro: nah, like katrina with FEMA. 2) “i shop so much i speak italian” 3)...
gee > brent
Brent: i am sitting in my cube waiting for a script to finish running
me: i am listening to boston
Brent: yeah that's definitely the next step down the shitter from journey
it was inevitable
next is Yes
me: hahahahha youre just jealous
hope
perhaps omar will be cured from this vegetarian sickness.
Omar: FOOOOOOOD
i want meat.
me: YES!!!
Watchi lowe penguins. some penguins i saw in puntas arenas, chile. the best is when they get their hops on around :18 if only smuggling live animals into the us wasnt illegal.
i cant deny it, im a f**in riot
Omar: you are such an attention lower when it comes to blogging
Omar: one little clever post with a good blog title
and then advertises that shit like crazy
what should i eat
these are the edible things available to me: go lean crunch cereal (sans milk) beer white wine